🧠💨 Evil Bong: The Awakening Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve Tee

🖋️ Somewhere between the graveyard shift and the giggle fits lies this guy — risen from the dead and baked out of his skull.

Evil Bong: The Awakening captures that glazed look only a true midnight rip can deliver. This zombro ain’t after brains… he’s just trying to remember where he put the lighter.

With retro cartoon vibes and that signature stoner slouch, this tee is your perfect go-to for every haunted sesh, back porch puff, or foggy walk of baked shame.

Perfect for:

– Undead couch lock

– Halloween hotboxes

– The friend who’s always “awake” but never alert 🧟‍♂️💨  Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) that is easy to layer, breathable. Perfect for active and leisure wear.

.: The retail fit that is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that's perfect for accessorizing.

.: Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labor Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified.

.: The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.

.: Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.