🔥 I Gotta See the Candy First – I'm Not Stupid Tee
🛒 This ain’t your average cute tee — it’s comedy with a bite! Our big-grinning zebra lays down the law while Jim the Drama Queen Turtle and the crew side-eye Cousin Hillbilly’s sketchy candy van. With bold, candy-colored lettering and street-smart animal swagger, this shirt says exactly what everyone’s thinking:
👉 “I gotta see the candy first. Then I get in the van. I’m not stupid.”
Perfect for those who love funny tees, animal characters, and a dose of wild personality. Wear it loud. Wear it proud. And remember — always inspect the candy. Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) that is easy to layer, breathable. Perfect for active and leisure wear.
.: The retail fit that is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that's perfect for accessorizing.
.: Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labor Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified.
.: The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.
.: Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
